Conversation Between Two Tripping Kids

Girl: (offers boy a cup of ice.) Here, take some.

Boy (looks confusedly at the cup of ice, and then back at the girl.) What is it?

G: It's ice.

B: (continues to look confused)What?

G: Ice.

B: Are you sure?

G: Yes. Here. (puts some ice in his hand. Boy looks at it flabbergasted.)

B: But what is it?

G: It's still ice.

B: Really?

G: Uh-huh. I swear.

B: What do I do with it?

G: Put it in your mouth.

B: Why?

G: It'll feel good there. Really it will. Trust me, I would not lead you to falsehood. (maniacal giggle.)

B: But it's ... cold, and wet ...

G: Yes dear. it's ice.

B:It's a solid but also a liquid! It's amazing!

G: Yes, ice does that.

B: What did you say this was again?

G: Ice. It just keeps on being ice. Well eventually it will be water and then vapor, but for now its still ice. Barely.

B: I just... I just don't know.

G: I do. It's ice. Put it in your mouth. It's good for you.

B: Are you sure?

G: Very sure. Remember I would not lead you to falsehood! Not intentionally, anyway.

B: (takes deep breath) Ok, here I go. (puts ice in mouth, face lights up with joy) Oh wow, you were right! This is so awesome!! What is this again?

G: It's ice.

B: It's amazing!

G: Good. Here have some more.

B: (hesitates) ... are you sure?