Wednesday, January 05, 2011

So

So, I think I'm gonna start a new religion. Kinda just your garden variety functional morality, with some neo-hippy glitter. Lots of music and substances of various kinds and love and joy and frolicking, and volunteering in homeless shelters and orphanages. Kind of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance meets the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. If any of ya'll are down for joining up, let me know; we're gonna be doing some festivaling come spring. :)

I am a starball of Awesome. You should be too!

12 Comments:

Blogger sarabonne said...

...I like Kool-Aid.

9:21 AM  
Blogger e-kvetcher said...

How about a new religion that's the mirror opposite of Judaism? Men will cover their hair and dip in the mikvah. Women can study Gemorah and read from the Torah.

Nu, where are the stories of all the fun adventures in Amerika?

1:53 PM  
Blogger Miri said...

I'm sorry e-kvethcer; I'm having a hard time figuring out what to write exactly since not all of my adventures have been strictly legal. mostly it's what I have indicated here; been running around to alot of shows lately (I got to see Dweezil Zappa AND Chuck Berry! but mostly its DJs and dubstep)and enjoying certain spiritual enhancers. You can probably fill in the blanks yourself. :)

2:49 PM  
Blogger הצעיר שלמה בן רפאל לבית שריקי ס"ט said...

How in God's name did you major in philosophy again?...

9:50 AM  
Blogger Miri said...

what do you mean how? I enrolled in university, went to classes, read lots of stuff, took tests, wrote papers... how do you major in things?

7:45 PM  
Blogger הצעיר שלמה בן רפאל לבית שריקי ס"ט said...

I could never tell if you're serious!

9:14 PM  
Blogger e-kvetcher said...

Just make sure I don't have to read about you in the papers, Miri :)

6:40 AM  
Blogger Big N8 said...

" ...and substances of various kinds" Where can i sign up? But before i join i i need to know more about this religion. What do you believe in? Or is it more of a 70's "It's all good... you just gotta love each other... and be kind... dude, you wanna take a hit of this?" Because if it is i am so in.

4:03 AM  
Blogger Avromie said...

So what do we believe in God-wise?

4:50 AM  
Blogger Miri said...

ekvetcher: we're very peaceful. it's more about music and art and community service.

to the rest of you: clearly this requires another post. I'm currently banging out a manifesto that I hope to self-publish and sell at festivals in the summer. But I will reprint bits here for general explanatory purposes shortly. Stay tuned!

4:24 PM  
Blogger הצעיר שלמה בן רפאל לבית שריקי ס"ט said...

"How to be like Miri in 5 easy steps"?

5:46 PM  
Blogger Miri said...

There are some things that cannot be taught Solomon....

8:04 PM  

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